Flush!: and 37 other house rules

Flush!: and 37 other house rules

Ages 5–95

Don’t make me shout!

A raucous and witty contract for life. These are the words, tips, and tricks to help make your home a kinder, smarter, funnier place to be.

  • A brand new book from the creators of the bestseller Storytellers Illustrated Dictionary
  • Hilariously illustrated house rules for the whole family
  • Essential vocabulary to get you laughing and learning


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For the naughty and the nice

Hilariously illustrated house rules for the whole family, crammed with essential vocabulary to get you laughing and learning. From remembering to flush the toilet to putting away electronic devices during dinner, this is the secret recipe book for a harmonious home.

What our customers say

Love it! Not sure who learned more - the kids or their dad... Non-stop laughing through this book! quote
quote A parent’s dream book. Genius. Thanks Mrs Wordsmith!

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